The Fantasy Report with Carl

 Hello, League-Mates! Welcome to a very special addition of the Fantasy Report with Carl! It's Thanksgiving Day, and I am sure that all of you are looking forward to eating as much as possible and sitting back and watching football. One thing I will say that I am thankful for is that the Bears aren't playing today, and I don't have to have my Thanksgiving dinner ruined by awful coaching. Seriously, how the hell does Matt Eberflus not think that he's getting fired after the season?  Anyways, I wanted to take a look back and say a few things that I am grateful for: 1. Fantasy Football. My life would not be complete without Fantasy Football. I cannot describe how much I love it, despite constantly getting kicked in the nuts by it. I believe it was once me who stated to Johnny, "I like Fantasy football." Don't believe me? Ask Johnny. Or don't. Whatever, it's a free country.  2. My League-Mates. Yes, that's right, I am thankful for all of you. If it...

 Hello, League-Mates, and welcome to the Week 10 Review.  I want to start off by saying that I nearly defeated Johnny this week, and it if weren't for a combination of horrible refs and the Jets offense lacking the ability to get out of their own way, I would have walked away victorious. That just goes to show how narrow the margin of victory is from defeat.  I am truly amazed at how much the league has started to turn into an even race. I really believe that if I had defeated Johnny, the league would look a lot more open this week than it currently does. The great thing about this weekly review is that it allows for me to look back and see how things were looking on a particular week, and as well as a week-by-week basis.  As I looked back through the annals of the season, it was me who proclaimed that it was a two-horse race between Johnny and Patrick. I believe that I not only wrote myself off, but a large majority of you, my faithful readers, as well. Do I blame m...

 Hello League-Mates, and welcome to the Week 9 Review! It was an interesting week for sure. Kaleigh pulled off a major upset and took down Johnny. I really wish I hadn't used the Buster Douglas analogy! I had promised a Week 9 Power Rankings, and I won't disappoint.  10: Kaleigh, "Booze Bags": Kaleigh pulled off an incredible upset last week. I think it's too late in the season to really make a major push for the play-offs, but she can definitely pull off becoming a spoiler.  9: Caleb, "NIGHT OWLS": Caleb has seen some serious struggles this year, despite huge output from CeeDee Lamb. He too, can play the role of spoiler.  8: John Sr, "Password is Tacos": John's team isn't bad, but it isn't great. His bench has (3) QBs, which is always a bad way to clog up your roster.  7: Ian, "Dog Orgy": Ian has hit a 2-game losing streak, and at this point in the season, losing streaks are not a good thing to go through. Maybe all the d...